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3.87slike poor little Shelly here.
3.22sWhat could you possibly have in common with this walkin' soup mix?
3.87sFor one thing, we both have a tough outer shell...
2.34sbut lead a rich inner life.
2.64sAnd also-- Well, you know.
3.72sYou're both alcoholic, whore-mongering, chain-smoking gamblers?
2.47sNo! It's just...
3.22sneither of us can get up when we get knocked on our back.
3.37sWhat? I've seen you get up off your back tons of times.
2.19sThose times I was slightly on my side.
4.77sInteresting. Maybe we should test this erectile dysfunction of yours, Bender.
2.15sNo. That's not necessary, really.
2.75sI think I hear my factory recalling me.