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2.8sWell, everybody, I just saved a turtle.
1.52sWhat have you done with your lives?
1.87sYou went all the way to Holland already?
3.14sBender, a turtle isn't yourself. Why do you care about it?
4.44sBecause I also care deeply about things that remind me of myself,
3.87slike poor little Shelly here.
3.22sWhat could you possibly have in common with this walkin' soup mix?
3.87sFor one thing, we both have a tough outer shell...
2.34sbut lead a rich inner life.
2.64sAnd also-- Well, you know.
3.72sYou're both alcoholic, whore-mongering, chain-smoking gamblers?
2.47sNo! It's just...
3.22sneither of us can get up when we get knocked on our back.
3.37sWhat? I've seen you get up off your back tons of times.