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4.17sHey, there are parts of the Bible I like and parts I don't like!
3.1sDirect your pity now to the African turtles,
4.02sseen here migrating to cooler homes in Holland.
4.14sThat poor turtle.
2.1sBender, are you crying?
2.4sUh, no. Never.
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5.47sMorbo wishes these stalwart nomads peace amongst the Dutch tulips.
2.52sI'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.
2.68sWindmills do not work that way! Good night!
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2.8sWell, everybody, I just saved a turtle.
1.52sWhat have you done with your lives?
1.87sYou went all the way to Holland already?
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3.14sBender, a turtle isn't yourself. Why do you care about it?
4.44sBecause I also care deeply about things that remind me of myself,
3.87slike poor little Shelly here.
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