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1.97sHello, Mother. Hello, Father.
2.74sI missed you during my uneventful absence.
2.02sOh, Lisa, you and your stories.
3.29s"Bart is a vampire." "Beer kills brain cells."
2.1sNow, let's go back to that...
2.4swhere our beds and TV... is.
3.35sCome join us, Lisa. It's so cool.
3.2sYou get to stay up all night drinking blood.
1.75sAnd if you say you're a vampire,
2.7syou get a free small soda at the movies.
3.82sLisa, it's not like you have a choice here.
3.05sBart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sist--
2.55sWait a minute! You are a vampire!
2.27sQuick! We have to kill the boy!