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3.82sHomer Simpson, I have no choice...
2.82sbut to sentence you to an eternity of--
2.99sWait! Before you send him to hell, there's something you should see.
3.37sThat's a photo of Homer and me at our wedding.
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2.75sWait a minute. You got married in an emergency room?
2.6sWell, Homer ate the entire wedding cake by himself...
2.07sbefore the wedding.
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1.9sRead the back! The back!
3.7sArr. 'Tis some kind of treasure map.
3.44s- You idiot, you can't read.
- Aye, 'tis true.
2.84sMy debauchery was my way of compensatin'.
2.75s"Dear Marge, You have given me your hand in marriage.
3.44s"All I can give you in return is my soul,
2.54swhich I pledge to you forever."