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2.77sHear ye! Hear ye!
3.5sThe Court of infernal Affairs is now in session.
2sVery well. But first, some ground rules.
2.4sNumber one: We get bathroom breaks every half hour.
3.17sAgreed. Number two: The jury will be chosen by me.
1.93sAgreed. No, wait!
4.37sSilence! I give you the jury of the damned!
3.84sBenedict Arnold. Lizzie Borden. Richard Nixon.
4sBut I'm not dead yet. In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook.
0.47sHey, listen, I did a favor for you.
1.8sYes, master.
4.2sjohn Wilkes Booth. Blackbeard the Pirate. john Dillinger.
3.75sAnd the starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers.
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4.4sI'm sorry, Mr. Blackbeard. We're low on chairs, and this is the last one.
3.65sArr! This chair be high, says I.