5.47sMom, Dad! Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
1.95sWhy, Bart is right here.
0.57s
1.97sHello, Mother. Hello, Father.
2.74sI missed you during my uneventful absence.
2.02sOh, Lisa, you and your stories.
3.29s"Bart is a vampire." "Beer kills brain cells."
2.1sNow, let's go back to that...