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0.47sHey, listen, I did a favor for you.
1.8sYes, master.
4.2sjohn Wilkes Booth. Blackbeard the Pirate. john Dillinger.
3.75sAnd the starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers.
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4.4sI'm sorry, Mr. Blackbeard. We're low on chairs, and this is the last one.
3.65sArr! This chair be high, says I.
5.74sI hold here a contract between myself and one Homer Simpson,
3.15spledging me his soul for a doughnut!
5.02sWhich I delivered! And it was scrum-didilly-umptious.
2.8sI simply ask for what is mine.
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3.5sThat was a right pretty speech, sir.
2.37sBut I ask you, what is a contract?
3.75sWebster's defines it as "an agreement under the law which is unbreakable."
2.92s"Which is unbreakable"!