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3.2sYou get to stay up all night drinking blood.
1.75sAnd if you say you're a vampire,
2.7syou get a free small soda at the movies.
1.72sNo! No!
3.82sLisa, it's not like you have a choice here.
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3.05sBart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sist--
2.55sWait a minute! You are a vampire!
2.27sQuick! We have to kill the boy!
1.9sHow'd you know he's a vampire?
2.29sHe's a vampire? Aaah!
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2.92sHomer, we gotta do something. Today, he's drinking people's blood.
1.94sTomorrow, he could be smoking.
3.14sThe only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire,
2.17sMr. Burns.
3.62sKill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?