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0.75sI'm so proud.
3.4sMy dad will be the grand finale of the Thanksgiving Day parade.
3.37sWanna rehearse, Dad? I don't need to rehearse.
3.09sHo, ho, ho! Merry--
2.07s- Line.
- Christmas.
2.03sWha-- Let me see that.
2.69sWell, looks like another beautiful 80-degree Thanksgiving Day,
1.93sthanks to global warming.
3.9sIsn't that right, Leeza Gibbons? That's right, Kent Brockman.
3.94sOur broadcast is brought to you today by Costington's department store,
1.95sthe thing downtown that's open...
1.97sright next to the men's shelter.
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2.38s
1.97s"Rusty" the Clown?
2.57sAh, Springfield gets the lamest balloons.
3.57sAre you kidding? There's Funky Winkerbean!
2.27sOver here, Funky!
4.25sLook, it's the Noid. Avoid the Noid. He ruins pizzas.
2.77sHey, lady. Santa Claus is gonna be here, right?