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1.63sAh, head lice inspection day.
3.92sWhile the kids are out getting their nits picked, we can have our own private "cootie call."
4sOh, you talk too much. Let's do it on Martin's desk. It is usually the cleanest.
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0.41sOh!
2.68sI needed to get my mind on something else.
5.02sAnything else. And for the first time in my life, education was the answer.
0.48s"Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars--"
3.39sCome on, Edna. Don't be tardy!
4.25s"Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto."
4.02sSo when I took the test, the answers were stuck in my brain.
3.94sIt was like a whole different kind of cheating. Well, we couldn't be prouder.
3.17sExcuse me, sir. Your credit card has been rejected.
0.69sDeadbeat. Deadbeat. Deadbeat.
2.86sOh, how embarrassing.
3.17sWell, let me just give you one of my many other valid--
1.98sRun!