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1.77sOh, Dad, you have to stop.
3.27sI know. Well done, monkey.
3.74sThat other panda gave some unexpected 'zazz to the festivities, eh?
2.6sMaybe for you. How come you didn't rescue me?
3.32sToo busy trying to keep my sides from splitting.
2.3sIt's happened before.
3.1sMonty say, monkey do. What could be better?
3.67sWell, you could treat me with a little respect. Oh, shut up, you tub of guts.
1.93sSee? That's what I'm saying.
3.3sWell, a little do-re-mi will smooth this over.
2.03sHe doesn't want your dirty money.
2.67sOh, come now. Everyone has his price.
0.64sNot my dad.
1.44sShh, shh.
2.3sThe grown-ups are talking, honey.
0.68sDad, how can you put a price on your dignity?
2.64sShe's right.
2.77sYes, I may be naked and reeking of panda love,
3.25sbut I've got to stop this before it goes too far.
3.3sTake that back... for $903.
1.86sI retract my statement.
0.46sHa!
2.69sDad. I mean, screw you!