2.62sYou have 30 seconds to wow me.
3.07sWell, sir-- You see, sir, I've worked here a long time,
1.94sand my wife has a game leg.
2.2sAnd my kids have game things as well.
2.12sI don't want to hear your whining.
3.87sI'm a bored and joyless old man. Give me a "larf."
3.15sA "larf"? Okay. Let's see what's in the news today.
2.13sOh, for the love of--