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3.27sI'm just trying to work up the courage to ask Burns for a raise.
2.27sOr a highly paid internship.
2.57sSomething to solve my money woes.
1.3s
2.99sHmm. This must be some sort of cafetorium.
3.47sHere's your chance, Homer. Mr. Burns just...
2.07sentered the room.
1.4s
1.72sHmm.
0.93s
2.87sWhat is this?
2.57sSome kind of force field around these vegetables.
4.74sThat's the sneeze guard. You have to lean under it to get salad or sneeze on stuff.
3.69sAh. Everything's so green and alive.
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3.15sMr. Burns, I was wondering if I could get a raise.
2.37sWhat kind of a raise?
0.41sWhopping?
1.48sI see.
2.62sYou have 30 seconds to wow me.
3.07sWell, sir-- You see, sir, I've worked here a long time,
1.94sand my wife has a game leg.
2.2sAnd my kids have game things as well.
2.12sI don't want to hear your whining.
3.87sI'm a bored and joyless old man. Give me a "larf."