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3.15sMr. Burns, I was wondering if I could get a raise.
2.37sWhat kind of a raise?
0.41sWhopping?
1.48sI see.
2.62sYou have 30 seconds to wow me.
3.07sWell, sir-- You see, sir, I've worked here a long time,
1.94sand my wife has a game leg.
2.2sAnd my kids have game things as well.
2.12sI don't want to hear your whining.
3.87sI'm a bored and joyless old man. Give me a "larf."
3.15sA "larf"? Okay. Let's see what's in the news today.
2.13sOh, for the love of--
0.51sHurl this at that.
2.73sAt Lenny? But he's a war hero.
2.53sWell, let's decorate him then.
0.09sNo!
0.51sNot even for... four dollars?
2.91s
3.77sOw! My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!
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3.05sThat was capital. My lung is aching.
1.94sI liked when I threw the pudding.
2.24sDo it again. I'll make it an even eight.
0.49sYou're the boss.
2.93sOw! I'm in hell!
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2.12sLet's keep the laughs coming, eh, Simpson?