3.15sMr. Burns, I was wondering if I could get a raise.
2.37sWhat kind of a raise?
0.41sWhopping?
1.48sI see.
2.62sYou have 30 seconds to wow me.
3.07sWell, sir-- You see, sir, I've worked here a long time,
1.94sand my wife has a game leg.
2.2sAnd my kids have game things as well.
2.12sI don't want to hear your whining.
3.87sI'm a bored and joyless old man. Give me a "larf."