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0.64sNot my dad.
1.44sShh, shh.
2.3sThe grown-ups are talking, honey.
0.68sDad, how can you put a price on your dignity?
2.64sShe's right.
2.77sYes, I may be naked and reeking of panda love,
3.25sbut I've got to stop this before it goes too far.
3.3sTake that back... for $903.
1.86sI retract my statement.
0.46sHa!
2.69sDad. I mean, screw you!
4.29sWell, well. It looks like my monkey has evolved into a man.
1.57sA poor man.
4.37sWha-- Oh, why did he have to say that extra thing?
2.97sForget about him, Dad. I'm proud of you.
2.38sAw, thank you, sweetheart.
2.99sBut what should I do with all this dirty, ill-gotten money?
2.05sI better throw it in the garbage.
2.29sWell, there's lots of needy kids out there.
2.84sI see what you're saying. I need to buy a gun.
4.52sNo, Dad. You could really brighten the holidays for those less fortunate.
3.92sYeah, right. It's time to rebuild my self-esteem.
1.97sHey, what happened to--