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3.14sWhat are you doing here? I told you. I'm not your monkey anymore.
2.9sSilence, monkey. Now that you're Father Christmas,
2.4swe have an opportunity to bend this town over our knee...
2.1sand give it a pranking it will never forget.
0.49sHere's what we do.
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4.74sHere's a float saluting the Native Americans, who taught us how to celebrate Thanksgiving.
5.72sInteresting sidenote on this float: The papier-mâché is composed entirely of broken treaties.
2.8sThey're good sports.
4.37sThe answer is no, Mr. Burns. Not for any amount of money.
1.79sNot for one million dollars?
3.39sOh, so much money.
2.42sBut Santa can't be evil.
2.42sBut it's so much money.
3.09sAnd here's the float everyone's been waiting for.
5.11sYes. Whether you're Christian or just non-Jewish, everybody loves Santa Claus.
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2.24sOh, he was supposed to be throwing out toys,