2.52sI was trying to breed the hamster with the lizard...
2.12sto create an unholy supercreature...
4.15swhen I saw an even worse crime against nature.
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1.63sAh, head lice inspection day.
3.92sWhile the kids are out getting their nits picked, we can have our own private "cootie call."
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0.41sOh!
2.68sI needed to get my mind on something else.
5.02sAnything else. And for the first time in my life, education was the answer.
0.48s"Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars--"
3.39sCome on, Edna. Don't be tardy!
4.25s"Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto."
4.02sSo when I took the test, the answers were stuck in my brain.