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2.6sthat robs men of the right to marry their cousins!
2.7sWell, then we'll form our own town.
4sWho will come and live a life devoted to chastity, abstinence...
2.57sand a flavorless mush I call "rootmarm"?
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3.7sThe town of Springfield was born on that day.
2.3sAnd to mark that sweet moment,
2.97sour people planted this lemon tree,
3.74slemons being the sweetest fruit available at the time.
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2.72sThose Shelbyville kids think they're so hot.
1.93sBut you know what? They're not.
2.64sI really agree with you on this one, Bart. Class, please!
2.23sIf you don't learn Roman numerals, you'll never know...
2.1sthe dates certain motion pictures were copyrighted.
2.94sEverybody, come quick! Something's happened! No time to explain!
2.47sNo, children! No!
2.05sYour education is important.