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1.08s(CLAMORING)
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3.77s(GROANING) I can't believe that sale was just a mirage.
4.72sNow we're gonna die without so much as a factory-second clutch purse to show for it.
4.32s(SIGHS) It would have been nice to shop at Tommy Hilfiger one last time.
3.4sIt wasn't Tommy Hilfijigger. It was Linens 'n Things!
1.63sThe hell it was.
1.77sIt was a Juicy Couture.
2.87sI guess we all saw what we wanted to see.
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3.17sWe can't make it tonight. We'll set up camp here by this shoe.
4.87sGentlemen, when that sun rises in the morning, we're toast.
2.5sThese are our last moments together.
4.87sSo if anyone's got any good fart jokes, now would be the time.
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