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1.77sBut as with all things that are different,
2.67schocolate and vanilla, Mac and PC,
2.25sone is always clearly better.
2.54sChocolate, Mac, men. The end.
3.22sWell, I've got nothing to do for the next eight million years.
5.57sTherefore, I will administer a series of tests to determine the superior gender.
4.17sTest number one, who can drink the most sulfur?
1.32s(BOTH COUGHING AND RETCHING)
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1.32sTest inconclusive.
2.95sTest number two, who can drink the most arsenic?
2.32sJust ask us some damn questions.
2.1sVery well. Which is larger,
3.24san Italian size four or an American Apparel medium?
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3.87sHow many calories are in a small green tea yogurt?
3.09sName any 12 of the Desperate Housewives.