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2.27sWhatever we are, I'm the leader of it.
3.2sLeader? Fat man, you couldn't even run a bath.
2.25sWell, you sure can run something, your mouth!
3.05s(ARGUING) Silence!
5.69sEven a young pebble could see your race is divided based on the configuration of your 23rd chromosome.
2.1sWhat? You mean along gender lines?
1.32sGender?
3.95sYeahs. You knows, guyses, galses, in that order.
1.13sOws!
2.77sI am not familiar with this concept of gender.
3.87sMy species has only a single gender, known as "neuchacho."
2.6sInteresting. Come on, men! Let's kill him!
4.04s
1.9sYour genders differ in many ways.
1.77sBut as with all things that are different,
2.67schocolate and vanilla, Mac and PC,
2.25sone is always clearly better.
2.54sChocolate, Mac, men. The end.
3.22sWell, I've got nothing to do for the next eight million years.
5.57sTherefore, I will administer a series of tests to determine the superior gender.