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3.99sLadies, here are your demeaning, skimpy stewardess outfits.
1.4s(WOMEN GROANING)
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7.36s(BEEPING) Sorry, ma'am, I'll have to confiscate your artificial kneecap.
2.37sOkay, here you go.
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2.74sFRY: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the plane's President speaking.
2.25sWe are cleared for takeoff.
2.35sYou put Goofus and Ganja in charge?
1.74sI'm the only trained pilot here.
1.49s(LAUGHING) Please, Leela.
3.7sWho ever heard of a plane with a woman President?
3.3sWelcome to Plan Am flight one to Acapulsar.
3.3sThe local time on Acapulsar is five years from now.
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2.69sIn the event of a wormhole sending us back in time,
1.73sdo not kill your parents.
2sIf you are traveling with small children,
3.75shelp them not to kill you before not killing your own parents.
3.47sNow please turn off all electronic devices.
1.17s(BENDER POWERING DOWN)