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3.95sYeahs. You knows, guyses, galses, in that order.
1.13sOws!
2.77sI am not familiar with this concept of gender.
3.87sMy species has only a single gender, known as "neuchacho."
2.6sInteresting. Come on, men! Let's kill him!
4.04s
1.9sYour genders differ in many ways.
1.77sBut as with all things that are different,
2.67schocolate and vanilla, Mac and PC,
2.25sone is always clearly better.
2.54sChocolate, Mac, men. The end.
3.22sWell, I've got nothing to do for the next eight million years.
5.57sTherefore, I will administer a series of tests to determine the superior gender.
4.17sTest number one, who can drink the most sulfur?
1.32s(BOTH COUGHING AND RETCHING)
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1.32sTest inconclusive.
2.95sTest number two, who can drink the most arsenic?
2.32sJust ask us some damn questions.