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1.77sMmm, That was nice. That was nice.
1.87sI--I had a really great time with you today,
2.24sbeautiful stranger. What's your sign?
2.24sGross. I still think you're neat though.
2.17sYou should try a video dating service, Peter.
1.62sThat's how Muriel and I met.
3.07sLet me show you Mort's tape. He was so charming.
2.04sAh! Oh, my eyes!
2.47sCould you please turn down that very bright light?
1.57sIt's burning my retinas.
2.1sLadies, I'm a very desperate man.
2.5sMy name is Mort and I live with my mother.
1.97sAnd I have very low standards.
2.3sOh, God! There's blood in my mucus!
1.75sAh! What the hell is wrong with you?
2.64sHey, there's the mail! Oh, Finally.
2.87sAll right, It says it takes an hour for this solvent to take effect.
2.07sWell, Let's see. What takes an hour?
2.94sWe could watch Rita Rudner do 5 minutes of stand-up.