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3.4sOh! God blast it! Would you hold it for 5 seconds?
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1.18sOk.
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3.97sSo, Mr. Griffin, how's it feel to be a bachelor on the prowl, once again?
1.8sAh, It's not as great as you might think.
2.7sI guess I just don't have the same way with women that I used to.
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1.77sMmm, That was nice. That was nice.
1.87sI--I had a really great time with you today,
2.24sbeautiful stranger. What's your sign?
0.93sUgh!
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2.24sGross. I still think you're neat though.
2.17sYou should try a video dating service, Peter.
1.62sThat's how Muriel and I met.
3.07sLet me show you Mort's tape. He was so charming.
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2.04sAh! Oh, my eyes!
2.47sCould you please turn down that very bright light?
1.57sIt's burning my retinas.
1.03sOh!
2.1sLadies, I'm a very desperate man.
2.5sMy name is Mort and I live with my mother.