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2.2sNah, What would Lois be doing at a diner? I already ate.
1.72sTake a look.
2.72sOh, my God! That is Lois! Why the hell would she--
1.83sWhoa! I can see your skin cells!
3.2sOh, hey, I saw your picture on the cover of Scientific American. You looked great.
2.07sOh, Please! Where my eyes are, like, half-closed?
2.17sGod! Just take the damn compliment.
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2.32sWhat the hell is Lois doing with another man?
1.95sIs it possible she's a whore?
3.17sUh, you know, Just on weekends to help pay for her mom's dialysis?
1.43sAs in my fantasy?
1.2sUh, You know what?
1.6sLet's just start over. Hi, I'm Quagmire.
1.6sI wish I knew what she was saying.
1.64sI think I can help.
2.43sAh, Your wife and children are beautiful.
3.24sIt's so good to catch up, Ross. I'm glad I called.
1.2sI'm glad you did, too.
1.93sSo, Was your husband ok with you coming here?
3.54sUh, Yes, he turned out to be just fine with it.
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3.7sAll right. Let's see what we can pick up.
1.6sPlease don't spiT in my eggs.
2.12sPlease don't spit in my eggs. Please don't spit in my eggs.
3.64sThank you for the eggs! God, I hope he didn't spit in my eggs!
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