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0.98sWas that a porno?
1.52s
3.8sHey--hey, Don't worry about it. Sometimes You gotta do a lot of crap before they put you in anything decent.
1.92sOh, The food here is fantastic.
2.39sThis is where I took Lois on our first date.
2.08sYou ordered a pie for an appetizer?
3.2sOh, yeah, Don't worry. I'll go to the john and fire 1 out in about 5 minutes.
1.43sThat should make some room for dinner.
1.22sHere's your table, Mr. Quagmire.
0.97sThanks.
1.33sHey, How about a couple of drinks?
1.52sCertainly, sir.
1.92sMartini for you and the usual roofie colada for your date?
4.04sNo, no, No. I--i-- We-- I wouldn't bring-- Uh, glass of wine.
3.1sOh, my God! That's Jennifer Love Hewitt!
2.84sWow! I wonder who she's here with?
2.17sShe could date any man she wanted to.
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2.23sThere. Made lots of room. Hey, waiter.
2.27sThat--That sign in the bathroom about washing your hands,
1.63sThat's only for the staff, right?
1.8sUh, Technically, yes.
1.95sThat's what I thought. Great. Oh, man!
2.4sThese all look good, every one of 'em.
1.1sHey, You want some bread?
0.88sNo!
2sPeter, is that you?
2.15sPeter? Oh, no! I can't let him see me!
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