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2.47sCould you please turn down that very bright light?
1.57sIt's burning my retinas.
2.1sLadies, I'm a very desperate man.
2.5sMy name is Mort and I live with my mother.
1.97sAnd I have very low standards.
2.3sOh, God! There's blood in my mucus!
1.75sAh! What the hell is wrong with you?
2.64sHey, there's the mail! Oh, Finally.
2.87sAll right, It says it takes an hour for this solvent to take effect.
2.07sWell, Let's see. What takes an hour?
2.94sWe could watch Rita Rudner do 5 minutes of stand-up.
2.52sOh, boy! We're gonna have a swell time tonight, Lois.