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2.85s"Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot.
2.6s"Today he was out in the yard raking leaves.
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2.6s"God, I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves!"
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3.95sHey, what's everybody... Oh, my God! My diary! I hate you all!
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2.42sKeep going.
5.04sNo. It's step-hip-step- pivot. Are you trying to piss off the volcano?
2.04sUh, Get my back, would you?
1.5sOh, that's it.
1.63sOh, That feels good.
2.37sHey, Lois, can you give me a hand with this jar?
1.75sOh, For heaven's sake, Peter!
0.93sAh!
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1.25sGotcha!
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2.7sTo be honest, I've never seen such dysfunction.
4.1sMr. and Mrs. Griffin, what I'm about to suggest may seem unorthodox.
5.1sI recommend a trial separation, during which time I advise that you date other people.
2.67sI believe This will help you gather perspective on your marriage.
0.97sDate other people?
1.33sOh, my God!
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