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2.47sCould you please turn down that very bright light?
1.57sIt's burning my retinas.
1.03sOh!
2.1sLadies, I'm a very desperate man.
2.5sMy name is Mort and I live with my mother.
1.97sAnd I have very low standards.
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2.3sOh, God! There's blood in my mucus!
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1.75sAh! What the hell is wrong with you?
1.07sugh!
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2.64sHey, there's the mail! Oh, Finally.
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2.87sAll right, It says it takes an hour for this solvent to take effect.
2.07sWell, Let's see. What takes an hour?
2.94sWe could watch Rita Rudner do 5 minutes of stand-up.
1.4sBa-zing!
2.52sOh, boy! We're gonna have a swell time tonight, Lois.
3.5sGlen, Thank you for being such a good friend and looking after me like this.
3.07sHa! No problem. It's kinda chilly out, so I brought you a jacket.
1.84sOh, No, thanks. I'll be fine.
1.07sPlease?
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5.54sPeter, Muriel and I both feel that you need to follow your therapist's advice and start dating.
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