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3.07sThe French president has threatened swift and massive retaliation...
1.97sif he doesn't receive an immediate apology.
0.63sStupid frog.
2.09sWe now go live to city hall...
2.14sfor Mayor Quimby's response.
2.65sI stand by my ethnic slur!
3.84sDo your worst, you filthy, pretentious savages!
2.8sHomer, you know how unpredictable the French are.
3.97sOne minute they're kissing a woman's hand, the next, they're chopping off her head.
1.83sWhat if they start a war?
3.17sRelax. I built a bomb shelter.
1.63sThat's not gonna protect US from anything!
1.57sFine, then don't use it.
1.98s- I won't.
- Good.
1.9s- I know it's good.
- So do I.
1.87s- I'm happy for you.
- You should be.
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3.14sNow, this baby is called the "Withstandinator."
4.64sIt can take a six-megaton blast. No more, no less.
1.93sOooh!
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1.98sBlankets, radio.
3.35sOh, a Gary Larson calendar.