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3.54sAt that point, you will report back here for torture and beheading.
0.5sTough, but fair.
1.71sStop!
4.62sDoesn't the Bible say, "judge not lest ye be judged"?
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0.5sThe Bible says a lot of things. Shove her!
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2.17sBrothers and sisters,
2.37swe have performed the Lord's work...
4.2sand sent a good woman into his waiting--
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4.74sOkay, now, let's not jump to conclusions, everyone.
2.27sWell, I'll be a son of a witch.
2.57sThat's right, I'm a witch.
2.25sAnd I'm the one who withered your livestock,
3.29ssoured your sheep's milk and made your shirts itchy.
0.45sHey, you destroyed my turnip crop.
3.37sNo, that was gophers.