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1.94sand I don't think he ever will be.
2.1sWell, most women will tell you that you're a fool...
1.97sto think you can change a man.
2.93sBut those women are quitters!
0.67sWhat?
2.02sWhen I first met your father,
2.87she was loud, crude and piggish.
3.84sBut I worked hard on him, and now he's a whole new person.
0.42sMom?
3.77sHe's a whole new person, Lisa.
2.97s- Oh. I know.
- Mmm.
1.9sI wonder if I could change Nelson.
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1.82sVery sharp.
2.44sYeah, but I feel like such a tool!
3.34sI know it's a change, but it really highlights your sweet and sensitive side.
1.85sAh, crap.