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1.64sHey, what's this thing?
2.4sHuh? Oh, that's an auto-dialer.
2.82sThis bird was using it to pull a telemarketing scam.
3.32sBut instead he's gonna rot in the slammer for the next 20 years.
4.3sBread and water, icy showers, guards whomping your ass around the clock.
3.04sAnd the only way out is suicide.
2.74sTelemarketing, eh?
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4.82sOh, you think this stolen "H" is a laugh riot, don't you?
2.3sWell, I'll tell you something that's not so funny.
1.93sRight now Superintendent Chalmers...
2.74sis at home crying like a little girl.