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1.97sto think you can change a man.
2.93sBut those women are quitters!
0.67sWhat?
2.02sWhen I first met your father,
2.87she was loud, crude and piggish.
3.84sBut I worked hard on him, and now he's a whole new person.
0.42sMom?
3.77sHe's a whole new person, Lisa.
2.97s- Oh. I know.
- Mmm.
1.9sI wonder if I could change Nelson.
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1.82sVery sharp.
2.44sYeah, but I feel like such a tool!
3.34sI know it's a change, but it really highlights your sweet and sensitive side.
1.85sAh, crap.
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3.1sIsn't it nice up here? What are you thinking, Nelson?
1.93sWhat am I thinking about what?
1.93sAbout anything. Nothing.
2.13sWhat do you feel?
1.93sWhat's inside you right now?
2.4sGuts. And black stuff.
2.13sAnd about 50 Slim jims.
4.54sCome on, Nelson. You must think and feel things. I mean, look where we are--