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3.07sGet bent, ma'am.
1.32sWhy do you have to be such a pain all the time?
2.32sDon't you realize you're getting a bad reputation?
2.02sDon't you realize your butt sticks out?
1.68sIt does not!
2.14sHey! Ha-ha!
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2.9sAn automatic dialer? Is that legal?
0.63sI don't want you getting arrested, Homer.
2.19sI won't.
2.17sOr swindling our neighbors.
1.93sLet me show you how it works.
3.65sThis baby has every phone number in town programmed into it.
4.09sIt automatically calls them one by one and plays my message.
0.52sListen.
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1.7sAhoy-hoy.
2.82sGreetings, friend.
1.7sDo you wish to look as happy as me?
3.2sWell, you've got the power inside you right now.
3.55sSo use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude!
2.17s742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield.
3.87sDon't delay. Eternal happiness is just a dollar away.