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3.3sEh, morning, Apu.
3.3sGood morning. One doughnut with sprinkles, and--
3.67sWait a minute. These are not sprinkles, sir.
0.1sWhat do you mean?
2.67sYou've clearly taken items from the candy rack and placed them...
2.8son top of the doughnut in an attempt to pass them off as sprinkles.
3.55sWell, it was like that when I got here. It really was!
1.79sA Mounds bar is not a sprinkle.
1.85sA Twizzler is not a sprinkle.
2.33sA jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir.
2.28sPerhaps in Shangri-la they are, but not here.
1.93sOh.
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1.39sThank you. Come again.
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3.72sIt looks like we put the kibosh on another two-bit telephone swindle, boys.
4.65sFrankly, I would have expected better from jimmy the Scumbag.
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1.64sHey, what's this thing?
2.4sHuh? Oh, that's an auto-dialer.
2.82sThis bird was using it to pull a telemarketing scam.
3.32sBut instead he's gonna rot in the slammer for the next 20 years.