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2.47sRemembering dead cat for real tears, and--
4.1sFine, you win. I'll do your shopping for you.
4.35sTantrum averted. But now I can't forget the cat.
2sOkay. Let's get started.
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1.37sOh!
2s- Hey, wake up.
- Sorry.
4.2sNow read the first line. "I... ate... pee-pee."
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1.85sWhy, you little--
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2.5s- Better or worse?
- Worse!
2.82s- Better or worse?
- Much better.
2.67sDad!
2.57sThat pair's popular with celebrities like Val Kilmer.
2.23sOoh! My favorite Door.
4.15sAnd Yoko Ono. Ew! She ruined the Plastic Ono Band.
2.08sMaybe you're a candidate for laser eye surgery.
1.7sWill it get me out of havin' to choose glasses?
2.38sWell, yes, but I must warn you it's an experimental procedure,
2.17sand we still don't know the long-term effects--
1.32sLess yappin', more zappin'.
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