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2sI once destroyed Buddy Ebsen's credit rating.
2.65sWhy? He knows why.
3.17sJesus, Mary and glavin! These shoes are in the off position.
1.93sYou mean I danced all by myself?
2.65sSee, honey? All you needed was to believe--
1.95sWhat are you talkin' about, Professor Frink?
2.57sThey're clearly in the on position. See? "On."
3.77sI was merely trying to spare the girl's feelings, you insensitive clod.
4.64sOh. Ohh! Well, now that I look even closer--
1.73sForget it, Dad.
2.84sI guess I'm never gonna be a Broadway baby.
3.8sThat's not true, honey. You can always write a depressing Broadway play of some kind.
0.65sYou think so?
1.27sSure.
3.54sIt could be a story about people coming to terms with things.
4.2sHey, yeah. You could load it up with lots of swears. That's what David Mamet does.
2.13sOh, I love you guys.
3.5sUh-oh. It's out of its matrix! Nobody move!