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0.5sWere you the ugly one?
3.97sNo, I was the tough kid. Smelly.
3.17sMy shtick was lookin' into an exhaust pipe and gettin' a face full of soot.
1.87sNobody could do that better than me.
1.92sOf course, it was kinda hard to think of reasons...
2.24sfor me to look in that exhaust pipe every time,
1.92sbut, you know, we had good writers.
3.04sWilliam Faulkner can write an exhaust pipe gag that would really make you think.
3.52sIf you were such a big shot, why aren't you still makin' movies?
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2.03sMoe? Moe!
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0.63sOh, no! My favorite aggie!
1.34sOh!
1.8sha?
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2.37sHmm? Oh.
3.17sYou stole my bit! YOu-- That's my bit, you--
2.17sOh, you stole my bit!
2sCut! Oh, my God!
2.14sHe's killed the original Alfalfa!