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2.37sI'm not cut out to be a star.
0.6sBut, Milhouse,
2.9sbeing a star is every patriotic American's dream.
2.5sNot mine. It's a sham, Bart.
4.27sYou get up on that movie screen pretending to be a hero, but you're not.
5.17sThe real heroes are out there, toiling day and night on more important things.
0.47sTelevision?
1.67sNo!
2.67sCuring heart disease and wiping out world hunger.
2.84sBut, Milhouse, they haven't cured anything.
2.44sHeart disease and world hunger are still rampant.
3.04sThose do-gooders are all a bunch of pitiful losers.
2.67sEvery last one of 'em! Want results?
2.13sYou have to go to the Schwarzeneggers, the Stallones,
1.93sand to a lesser extent, the Van Dammes.
3.87s
2.23sMickey Rooney!
3.04sHi, Milhouse. The studio sent me to talk to you,
2.64sbeing a former child star myself, and...
4.8sthe number-one box office draw from 1939 through 1940!