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1.3sMy God.
2.17sA million years.
2.89sI'm sure this must be very upsetting for you.
3.62sYou know, I guess it should be but actually I'm glad.
2.4sI had nothing to live for in my old life.
6.44sI was broke, I had a humiliating job and I was beginning to suspect my girlfriend might be cheating on me.
2.7sWell, at least here you'll be treated with dignity.
2.43sNow, strip naked and get on the probulator.
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1.23sOoh!
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1.68sInteresting.
2.15sYour DNA test shows one living relative.
2.84sHe's your great-great- great-great-great-great-
2.32sgreat-great-great- great-great nephew.
2.55sThat's great. What's the little guy's name?
1.88sProfessor Hubert Farnsworth.
1.82sEw.
4.42sYou know, I'm the luckiest guy in the whole future.
4.57sI've been given a second chance and this time, I'm not going to be a total loser.