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0.78sCan I ask you a question?
2.69sAs long as it's not about my eye.
1.08sUh...
1.48sis it about my eye?
1.03sSort of.
0.77s
1.57sjust ask the question.
1.1sWhat's with the eye?
1.15sI'm an alien, all right?
1.27sLet's drop the subject.
1.27sCool. An alien.
2.27sHas your race taken over the earth?
2.6sNo. I just work here.
1.94s
1.2sWait a minute.
2sIs that blimp accurate?
3.72sYup. It's December 31, 2999.
1.3sMy God.
2.17sA million years.
2.89sI'm sure this must be very upsetting for you.
3.62sYou know, I guess it should be but actually I'm glad.
2.4sI had nothing to live for in my old life.
6.44sI was broke, I had a humiliating job and I was beginning to suspect my girlfriend might be cheating on me.
2.7sWell, at least here you'll be treated with dignity.
2.43sNow, strip naked and get on the probulator.