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1.27sCool. An alien.
2.27sHas your race taken over the earth?
2.6sNo. I just work here.
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1.2sWait a minute.
2sIs that blimp accurate?
3.72sYup. It's December 31, 2999.
1.3sMy God.
2.17sA million years.
2.89sI'm sure this must be very upsetting for you.
3.62sYou know, I guess it should be but actually I'm glad.
2.4sI had nothing to live for in my old life.
6.44sI was broke, I had a humiliating job and I was beginning to suspect my girlfriend might be cheating on me.
2.7sWell, at least here you'll be treated with dignity.
2.43sNow, strip naked and get on the probulator.