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3.25sI have a responsibility to raise these children right.
2.92sAnd unless you change, I'll have to tell them their father is,
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1.55swell, wicked.
2.99sKids, let me tell you about another so-called "wicked" guy.
3.29sHe had long hair and some wild ideas,
3.15sand he didn't always do what other people thought was right.
2.6sAnd that man's name Was--
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3.64sI forget. But the point is--
2.79sI forget that too. Marge, you know who I'm talking about.
2.17sHe used to drive that blue car.
1.6sKids, could you wait outside for us?
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3.09sHomer, please don't make me choose between my man and my god,
1.93sbecause you just can't win.
3.79sThere you go again. Always taking someone else's side--
3.54sFlanders, the water department, God.
3.7sI'm only going to ask you one last time.
2.1sAre you sure you won't come with us to church?
2.32sComing up next: make your own ladder.