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3.67sHello, my animal friends. Peace be with you.
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2.54sGuys, please, could you give me five minutes?
4.74sReverend Lovejoy, I had a bit of an ulterior motive in inviting you to dinner.
0.37sWhat?
2.15sNo, it's nothing bad.
3.97sI'm just concerned because my husband hasn't been attending your services lately.
2.67sWell, I wasn't sure I was doing the right thing,
2.7sbut then God himself told me I should seek a new path.
0.67sOh, really?
2.92sYeah. He appeared before me in a dream,
4.2sand I knew that was special because I usually dream about naked... Marge.
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1.7sSo, Homer, you saw the big cheese?
4.67sWhat'd he look like? Perfect teeth, nice smell, a class act all the way.
3.94sHomer, you're crazy! Tell him this is all crazy.
3.39sHomer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26.
3.24sThe foolish man who built his house on sand.
2.67sAnd you remember...