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2.99sHey, wait a minute. Flanders is a regular Charlie Church...
2.3sand God didn't save his house.
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1.44sD'oh!
1.98sAny valuables in the house?
4.47sWell, the Picasso, my collection of classic cars--
3.65sSorry. This policy only covers actual losses, not made-up stuff.
1.63sWell, that's just great.
2.82sFire, man's oldest foe.
2.64sInsatiable, remorseless, unquenchable.
2.92sHey, it's out.
1.99sComing up next, which work better--
2.9sspringy clothespins or the other kind?
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3.24sYou know, I have a feeling there's a lesson here.
0.43sYes, the lesson is--
3.19sNo, don't tell me. I'll get it.
3.82sOh, I know. The Lord is vengeful.
4.14sO Spiteful One, show me who to smite, and they shall be "smoten."
2.69sHomer, God didn't set your house on fire.
3.17sNo, but he was working in the hearts of your friends and neighbors...