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4.85sI saved your cat. Ow! That hurt.
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2.5sHey, what are these axes for?
3.1s- I don't know. Chopping stuff.
- Gotcha.
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1.94sUh, that's some nice chopping.
3.35sTruly, this was an act of God.
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2.99sHey, wait a minute. Flanders is a regular Charlie Church...
2.3sand God didn't save his house.
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1.44sD'oh!
1.98sAny valuables in the house?
4.47sWell, the Picasso, my collection of classic cars--
3.65sSorry. This policy only covers actual losses, not made-up stuff.
1.63sWell, that's just great.
2.82sFire, man's oldest foe.
2.64sInsatiable, remorseless, unquenchable.
2.92sHey, it's out.
1.99sComing up next, which work better--
2.9sspringy clothespins or the other kind?
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